Zach found a present on our doorstep the other day - a Darth Vader lightsaber. It was accompanied by a note:
Zach was beyond thrilled and he should be. It's not every day Darth Vader gives you his lightsaber. Zach practiced his lightsaber moves all day - swishing it around, hitting all the furniture, poking Halle. It makes different noises when it hits something, so Zach made it a habit to whack whatever he could. He even insisted I call him Darth Vader.
Since Brandon was gone on a work trip, Zach wrote him a note about his new lightsaber and taped it on the door so Brandon would see it right when he got home. It said this: I GOT A NOOW LITSAVR FRUM DRTHVADR AND ITS RED IT MACS SOUNDS AND IT FODZDUON (Interpretation:
I got a new lightsaber from Darth Vader and it's red. It makes sounds and it folds down.)
Thanks, Uncle Jeff, for making Zach's day!